South Park Songs - Controversial - Lonely Jew On Christmas - South Park Songs Resources
South Park songs are a great controversial way to impress your friends with South Park tv show trivia. Here is one of the most popular South Park songs entitled \"A lonely Jew on Christmas\". If you want to download or buy the DVD of South Park you can get it online and watch it over and over on your tv.
\"A Lonely Jew on Christmas\"
-Sung by Kyle
It\'s hard to be a jew on Christmas.
My friends won\'t let me join in any games.
And I can\'t sing Christmas songs,
or decorate a Christmas tree,
or leave water out for Rudolph cause there\'s something wrong with me.
My people don\'t believe in Jesus Christ\'s divinity.
I\'m a jew, a lonely jew on Christmas.
Hannakah is nice, but why is it that Santa passes over my house every year?
And instead of eating ham, I have to eat kosher latke*.
Instead of \"Silent Night\", I\'m singing \"hu, hach, do hachvi.\".
And what the @#$% is up with lighting all these @#$%ing candles, tell me please.
I\'m a jew, a lonely jew-
I’d be Merry, but I’m Hebrew,
On Christmas.
*Someone told me that kosher latke is some sort of Jewish Potato Pancake.
That was one of the hilarious South Park Songs called \"A lonely Jew on Christmas\" which has generated heated controversy among religious groups and families alike. Buy the South Park Songs DVD or CD online to learn more about this controversial comedy tv show.
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